I can small talk with the best of them. I can rock an interview. I can relate to you about almost anything with a quick, charming little anecdote. I can also tell you that I’m a serial offender when it comes to cancelling plans. So here’s the truth… the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

I am not busy, I ignored your call because I HATE talking on the phone.

Unless you’re Sierra (in case you haven’t picked on it by now- she is my person), my mom or my boss… I will not be answering the phone. Even then, I might ignore it. It makes me anxious to talk on the phone. I can do it and be chipper when necessary but it’s actually one of my least favorite things ever. It’s 2015, text me. I have no desire to chat or catch up. No no no.

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