Because it’s too damn early in the week for dealing with anyone’s crap.

Hand over the coffee and back the fuck off. Let us recover from our weekend whiplash, mkay?

Just give us until Neversday, or a day that doesn’t end in a Y, then we’ll be properly prepared for dealing with people. We need more space, more time to ourselves, less bullcrap….

And we can’t be held responsible for the shitfest people will have unleashed on them if even an ounce of their bullcrap touches our day.

Seriously, it’s barely lunch and we want the day over and done with.

Fuck this shit.

Sometimes I’m amazed that everyone still loves me…